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I think I have a freezey pop addiction
ive been eatting them since I got home over an hour ago
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let’s take a moment to think about that….moment is over. proceed.
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
ive been eatting them since I got home over an hour ago